When you hippety-hop around our yard, and twitch your noses, and look at us with curious-cautious looks, and wiggle your little tails, and lay around in the grass on your back eating long green stems and you bring my children all the delight a wild little nature-creature can bring- THEN you are Bunnies. Sweet little Bunnies.When you start waiting for that perfect moment right when the future blooms of my red lilies- my BEST FAVORITE flowers- are just nicely formed and getting ready for their big debut- the moment when I guess they are most delectable and flavorful- when you wait for that precise moment and decide the grass is for the birds and you eat MY flowers off- THEN YOU ARE RABBITS. AND I DESPISE YOU. AND IF I SEE YOU OUT THERE AGAIN YOU ARE GETTING A SWIFT FLIP FLOP TO THE HEAD, SO HELP ME RABBIT.
2 comments:
UGH! I'm sorry. SO annoying...but Your post cracked me up.
Our neighbors complain about rabbis eating their flowers too, we don't have that problem, because we don't have anything they are interested in! :)
I know how you feel. Rabbits are eating the peas in our garden...they have definitely lost their cute factor.
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